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PostSubject: Funny Thread about ATVs/bikes   Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:04 am

Ok this is where you post anything funny or stupid you have read about atvs/bikes.

I will start it off.

Was looking on craigslist for deals and ran across this one
http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/mcy/2294744332.html

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Title - Fastest Quad ever built *QUADZILLA 500* (Georgetown, KY)
Description - have a nice Quadzilla that has been rebuilt ($1700.00 in receipts). The plastics are nice with no cracks! I have ordered the factory decal kit that should be in today or tomorrow. This bike runs like new and look awesome for 24 years old. It's in way above average condition. If your familiar qith the quadzilla then you know after a few years of production the government banned them from being made because they are so fast. Suzuki claimed it will run 110 off the show room floor. This Quadzilla runs like new! If your looking to be the fastest out there you can't pass this one up.....if your looking to begin riding quads please don't buy this one, it's not for beginners!!! i'M ASKING $2800.00 OR MAY CONSIDER nice TRADES!

Call 859-983-7726 OR 859-983-1333

NOTE: THE PIC IS NOT MY ACTUAL QUADZILLA, I DON'T HAVE A PIC YET AND I WANTED TO SHOW IT WITH THE DECALS. YOU WON'T BE DISSAPOINTED WITH MINE!!


ya, some people are just dumb.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Thread about ATVs/bikes   Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:52 am

craigslist is the best for a laugh
found another funny

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/rvs/2294840640.html

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title - Today only !! 250 blaster - $600 (Florence )
description - TODAY ONLY ...... I Have a 250 blaster for sale . It runs like a champ no problems at all with this quad . I need to sell asap so shoot me an offer. The sooner i get contacted the lower i can go . i have over 3,000 in this quad when it was new , its a great running quad it will not let you down . i weigh 330 lbs and im 6'5 and it runs like a scolded dog when im on it ... email me asap

lets just say, i emailed him and offered $300 for it
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Thread about ATVs/bikes   Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:22 am

A Blaster runs like a scalded dog with his 330lb fat ass on it? Ha. They're slow even with a 100lb jockey.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Thread about ATVs/bikes   Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:31 am


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PostSubject: Re: Funny Thread about ATVs/bikes   Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:33 am

needs sleeve lol, i bet it needs a new sleeve to be a 400 lol.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Thread about ATVs/bikes   Wed Mar 30, 2011 11:44 am


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PostSubject: Re: Funny Thread about ATVs/bikes   Wed Mar 30, 2011 11:52 am

that blaster would actually look great with some normal rim.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Thread about ATVs/bikes   Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:00 pm

I wonder how the steering feels with those donks
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Thread about ATVs/bikes   Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:03 pm

Them rims are the dumbest thing I've ever seen put on a Blaster.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Thread about ATVs/bikes   Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:04 pm

I don't think you could even steer it.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Thread about ATVs/bikes   Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:11 pm

ya like all these quads








here are some street quads with rim, but they really dont look stupid to me






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PostSubject: Re: Funny Thread about ATVs/bikes   Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:17 pm

more stupid ones lol














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PostSubject: Re: Funny Thread about ATVs/bikes   Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:20 pm

weird quad


not really sure if it is actual 8 wheeled but um ya



and one last gay rim pic
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Thread about ATVs/bikes   Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:36 pm

I kinda like the last three in this post.






ZillaFreak wrote:
ya like all these quads








here are some street quads with rim, but they really dont look stupid to me






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PostSubject: Re: Funny Thread about ATVs/bikes   Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:42 pm

i think you mean four. but ya those are actual street quads with rims that are huge maybe 12-14" and they look decent. but i would not run them on the trails still lol
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Thread about ATVs/bikes   Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:54 pm

theres a guy downtown thats got a banshee on 24's, he brings it out to the car meets lol

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Thread about ATVs/bikes   Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:32 pm

lol dont really have anything funny but on i let one of the girls drive my old blaster in 1st putting around diddnt know how to use the brakes and the ditch ran into her lol

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Thread about ATVs/bikes   Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:13 pm

CARNZ wrote:
theres a guy downtown thats got a banshee on 24's, he brings it out to the car meets lol

Racist comments are against the rules man
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Thread about ATVs/bikes   Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:28 pm

^my bad bro

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Thread about ATVs/bikes   Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:46 pm

no prob
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Thread about ATVs/bikes   Thu Mar 31, 2011 7:45 pm

dakotademon7 wrote:
http://cgi.ebay.com/2004-Yamaha-Blaster-atv-on-26-rims-and-custom-paint_W0QQitemZ140529590500QQcategoryZ6725QQvarZQQcmdZViewItem

This Blaster is from the Hood yo!

i saw that, like in real life, that pic was taken at the chicago world of wheels, it was sooo dumb, it looked like someone took the plastics off, hacked em up to fit with the tires, then just sprayed the entire quad black, it was crappy

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